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SARAHAY
Saturday, September 17
5:24 PM
salsa potato chips and newton raphsons. i love waking up at 11 in the morning.i love being miss perfectionist.i love screaming at people who piss the fuck out of me.Go to your Winamp (or any media player) and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, WMP?
-MR BRIGHTSIDE.
erm, a jealous and frivolous person?
Will I have a happy life?
-LOSE MY BREATHE.
a marvellous life i hope.
What do my friends really think of me?
-SUNDAY MORNING,
probably because i don't go to church much.
Do people secretly lust after me?
-AS LOVERS GO.
yes definitely. ha.
What does [insert significant other] think of me?
-I'M GOOD.
damn. need to get a significant other.
How can I make myself happy?
-HOLLABACK GIRL,
i really don't know what to think.
What should I do with my life?
-COME GET SOME,
YES i need some.
Why must life be so full of pain?
-DON'T LIE,
obviously life is supposed to be a walk in the park for an ipod.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
-DON'T CHA',
fuck OR be a pussycat doll.
Will I ever have children?
-SHAKE IT OFF,
probably means get over it. NO children for jamie.
Will I die happy?
-HANDS DOWN,
at least that's relatively good.
Can you give me some advice?
-CRAZY IN LOVE,
in love? wtf. with who?
Do you know where your children are?
-SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHT ON,
twits and chickens.
What do you think happiness is?
-MY HUMPS,
yes, must love my fats and bumps.
What's your favourite fetish?
-GIFTS AND CURSES,
wtf curses.